Tuesday, December 20, 2005

I hear the sirens.

Special Report from Bill O'Reilly....

A girl named Anna Heesen was found saying "Merry Christmas" to a Target employee at approximately 3:47 pm Sunday afternoon. The employees reply was "Merry Christmas to you too, miss." The police have not yet found the suspect, but as soon as they do, I'm sure he will be sentenced to life...or maybe...capital punishment.

Thank You, and Merry Christmas.

Comments:
YOU'RE SO CYNICAL! (but it's still funny)
 
Anna, never forget that cynacism is the best form of flattery.
 
Anna, never forget that cynacism is the best form of flattery.
 
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